Hello, world.
Housing App Asks: What is the strangest thing you’ve ever done?

Once, I watched Labyrinth.

What’s This?


Oh, hey, look. I wrote a thing.


And the history books forgot about us and the bible didn’t mention us. Not even once.

“I’m scared.”

“Me too.”

               

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Reblog if you’re a female and you masturbate

babypantherextraordinaire:

deanwinchesterinmybed:

buttbucket:

fatbrat:

thefatdripsgold:

simonguey:

Girls are known for being “embarrassed” to admit they masturbate. Lets see how many are brave enough to reblog this post. 

OOOOOH GIRLS, YOUR LYING IF YOU SAY YOU DON’T. 

Every goddamn day.

who can give me better orgasms than me?

^^exactly

Submission #33

theavengersheadcanons:

Before he had to take over his dad’s company, Tony worked at a Renaissance fair in his late teens- he did blacksmithing demonstrations. This is why he prefers to do all his inventing manually, and why he knows exactly what he’s doing in Afghanistan, even provided with only scrap and the barest of tools.

Submitted by schizo-fractured

YESYESYESS

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blackbirdrose:

khislight82:

johnegburp:

i…finished it

reblogging cause of reasons

I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I CANNOT

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timelordy-teganbreann:

heathyr:

sarahnades:

heysammy:

jaredpotterloki:

i’m so sorry

OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHA

timelordy-teganbreann:

riseuplikeangels:

love-afriendswords:

sweetmotherofpie:

auniverseofimpossibilities:

superherocheekbones:

merwholockian-hobbit:

thefrankiieffect:

intricatedivinity:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

reichenfeels:

Can we just…bring this back?

RULE OF THE SHERLOCK FANDOM: IF THIS VIDEO IS ON YOUR DASH, YOU REBLOG.

^ IT’S A RULE, NOW.

IT’S BACK THANK DAH LAWD IT IS BACK 

/dead

YOU CAN ALWAYS BRING THIS BACK. ALWAYS.

All the awards. ALL OF THEM.

right in the childhood!

crabstickz is a god.

All of his videos are fucking beautiful <3

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I AM SEEING THIS?!

junkies. 

I am aroused.

savingcastiel:

gogogadgetcopter:

npharris-in-the-tardis-with-cas:

busha-bawlins:

completelycumberbatched:

jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

timeywimeyholmes:

no

because this is actually fucking true

this prick ass bitch

can

  • draw
  • act
  • pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
  • and is like super shitting nice
  • and it pisses me off
  • and to add it all
  • he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN

Not only that, but he also:

  • Reads a significant amount
  • Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
  • Can carry out urbane conversations
  • Is extraordinarily humble and modest
  • Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
  • Is ginger.

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

  • his immense, extensive vocabulary
  • the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
  • can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
  • he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote? 

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

  • play piano
  • play violin
  • scuba dive
  • rock climb
  • ride motorbikes
  • and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
  • oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
  • and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

Oh so basically he is the British Misha Collins.

EVERYTHING IN THIS POST

I would suggest they meet(or work together) but that much awesome might cause a rift in time and space.

That’s alright. The Doctor can fix it.

curiae:

Isola di Loreto by Teone! on Flickr.

curiae:

Isola di Loreto by Teone! on Flickr.