if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
Lee Jordan’s commentary appreciation post
one of the best parts of the books tbh
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."
bartender: say you’ve been in here a lot lately but you dont talk much. whats troublin’ you, kid?
me: [staring into my drink] dorian pavus
THIS IS HOW I SPEND MY FREE TIME
Dating Age belongs to Bioware
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
I will use this post to explain tumblr
I laughed out loud so obviously I had to
I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post
will always reblog this when it shows up on my dash
Literally me. Forever. Add a cane and you’re golden.
red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns
anyone who associates with odysseusgirls who sleep with sam
The first time Anders kisses you is a lifetime of rebellion and ache spilling out, fierce, inelegant, and too much like those stories of rucked up robes and fear of discovery and loss for his liking.
The second time, the one he plans as he makes his way to you later that night, crossing that…
hero of ferelden at its finest
oh my god
"Please come back."
Everyone’s been talking about Cullen going through lyrium withdrawal today, so.
Was gonna clean it up to color, but I think this one will stay a doodle.