me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
roses are black
violets are black
blind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
CAN I JUST SAY THAT SINCE 5.03 “FREE TO BE YOU AND ME”
- CAS HAS BEEN BLOWN TO BITS AND THEN RESTORED
- HE SPENT ONE YEAR APART FROM DEAN,
- ONE YEAR FIGHTING A CIVIL WAR WHILST RESCUING DEAN EVERY TIME HE FUCKS UP
- ONE YEAR BEING GOD, LEVIATHAN, EMANUEL AND CRAZY!CAS
- ONE YEAR IN PURGATORY
- ONE YEAR OUT OF PURGATORY
- THEN FALLING FROM HEAVEN AND LEAVING HIS TRENCHCOAT IN A LAUNDROMAT
- BUT FUCKING BUTTTTTTT
- HE STILL HAS THAT BADGE DEAN GAVE HIM
Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
Zhu Li, Do the thing!
i dont have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit