Dean Winchester: “There’s two things I know for certain, one: Bert and Ernie are gay.”
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
If Dean can ship two dudes based on subtext, then so can I.
ohmygod
i want you to imagine you’re at a dinner party, and for dessert, your host is serving apple pie. now, you’re not really an apple pie sort of person normally — you like it from time to time, but you’re awfully picky about it, and if it’s not done just right, it’s not for you — so you pass on…
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
chekov private comming sulu in the middle of into darkness because he feels like he’s in over his head and he’s close to tears and then sulu reminds him about his first day on the enterprise and the external dampeners and he can hear chekov’s teary choked laugh on the other end and it suddenly hits him that if the warp core doesnt get fixed there’s a chance he’ll never get to see pavel’s face again.
