Hello, World.

weasleywrinkles:

kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.

THIS IS GOLD

tastefullyoffensive:

[specialbrowny]
That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
read that, again. (via tsuyuake)

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

antivantrash:

erenlalonde:

What if the Inquisitor’s hand was like a glow stick and they had to break their wrist to make it glow and that is why Inquisition takes so long.

you can tell this fandom is getting tired of waiting

morefirethanthesun:

[ fingers crossed that tumblr doesn’t mess up this photoset

anyway we were talking about mermanders being bioluminescent in deeper waters so i went a little nuts with the glow ]

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" /offended by your tone, pablo neruda descends from the heavens/ /with a few lines of poetry, he seduces your girlfriend/ /then there is a flash of light and the strumming of a thousand acoustic guitars/ /pablo is gone/

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

house-lannister-bitch:

A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal

house-lannister-bitch:

A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS